If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down. |
Always use tasteful words - you may have to eat them. |
A beer in the hand is worth two in the fridge. |
Rehab is for quitters. |
Love at first site - Romance on the internet! |
Unlike us, the Earth is pretty grounded. |
I'm not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example. |
Men also have feelings... for example even they can feel hungry! |
To be successful, you need friends, To be very successful, you need enemies. |
To stay in love all the time, keep changing your love interest! |