Don't take life seriously, until you're sick. |
Did you hear about the man who bought a plate with four corners so he could enjoy a square meal? |
The road to success is... always under construction. |
A friend in need is a pest indeed. |
Love is the delusion that one girl differs from another. |
Some fellows believe in dreams until they marry one. |
Men who only think of having ball will turn up at a wrong ball game. |
A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience. |
Dyslexia means never having to say that you're YRROS! |
It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere. |