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Velcro is sure a rip-off! -
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![No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway.]()
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![I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.]()
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England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. -
![Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.]()
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If moths like light so much, why don't they just come out during the day? -
If the dog puts on weight, it means the owner is lazy. -
![I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.]()
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Why do people take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest?
