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I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. -
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A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. -
![Money is the root of all wealth.]()
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If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come there're so many dead rabbits on roads! -
A fool and his money are my best friends. -
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Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain. -
Alcohol is the cause of problems to some; and the solution to others.
