Bikinis are the reason no driving is allowed along the beach. |
When you bend the truth, don't try to torque your way out of it. |
Unemployed teachers have no class. |
Today's tip would have bought the meal 5 years ago. |
Politicians never leave footprints in the sands of time - they are too busy erasing them. |
Check out state taxes and then you'll realise you were wrong in calling them cheap politicians. |
Shoe-makers are known to be sole people. |
Status-seekers suffer from peer exhaustion. |
Subways give token service. |
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now! |