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Credit cards allow you to be broke for two years without you knowing it. -
Want to be alone?
Come to New York City! -
A loser is a bald guy with dandruff. -
It's not hard to spot a fool unless he's hiding inside you. -
Aging gracefully is like, the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse. -
Gold investors believe "Ingot we trust" -
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Upload to Facebook Few women admit their age; few men act it. -
Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes. -
Perfect guests make their host feel at home. -
Nobody will ever call 2015 'The good ol days'.
