Today good taste at the movies is only in the popcorn. |
Infatuation is the last of childhood diseases. |
A foot in the door is worth two on the desk. |
When some people pay a compliment they expect a receipt. |
If you're going nowhere, at least you know your destination. |
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. |
I've just replaced my shoelaces with earphones. Now they tie themselves. |
At today's prices, the entire supermarket is a gourmet section. |
First a politician talks through his hat - then he throws it in the ring. |
A moron always has other morons who think he's clever. |