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The difference between a husband and a lover is day and night. -
The best hands to depend on are the ones at the end of your rolled-up sleeves. -
If someone conducts himself well, then can he be declared as good Conductor! -
First, a politician talks through his hat - then he throws it in the ring. -
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationary. -
Lawyers have feelings, too. Allegedly! -
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I can hear music coming from my printer. I think the paper's jamming again. -
There's a shortage of truth because we're running out of it. -
By the time you learn to play life's game, you're too old to make the team.
