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Upload to Facebook What you say is always more important than how you say it, except when you're swearing. -
Upload to Facebook Drive carefully - It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker. -
Upload to Facebook It's bad luck to be superstitious. -
Upload to Facebook Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon. -
Upload to Facebook Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement. -
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Upload to Facebook When two egotists meet, it'a an I for an I. -
Upload to Facebook Men also have feelings... for example even they can feel hungry! -
Upload to Facebook Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness, obviously didn't know where to shop. -
Upload to Facebook I'm not drunk, I'm just talking in cursive.
