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England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. -
Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly). -
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Microsoft is to software what McDonald's is to gourmet cooking. -
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded. -
A lot of people say I'm egocentric, but enough about them. -
I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
