I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. |
Perfect time is previous minute minus one. |
Just say NO to negativity. |
When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess? |
One should not overdo gluttony. |
Men are like fast food... they never look as good in real life as they do on TV! |
Good news rarely comes in a brown envelope. |
A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend. |
The law of heredity is that all undesirable traits come from the other parent. |
Moonlighting - The sun's other job! |