Multitasking - Reading in the bathroom. |
A girl in a swimsuit wears nothing to speak of, but plenty to talk about. |
I never argue, I just explain why I'm right. |
It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere. |
If moths are attracted to bright lights, how come they sleep during the day? |
The world's full of apathy, but so what? |
I'm not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example. |
Stupidity is an equal opportunity employer. |
A person is lazy if he gets excited about cancelled plans. |
Yoga sessions are too stretched. |