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  • Corona Virus symptoms basically are the same feelings you get when your wife is checking your phone.<br/>
Difficulty in breathing<br/>
Sweating profusely<br/>
Weakness<br/>
Headache<br/>
Stomach ache<br/>
And when you are asked a question the dry cough starts!Upload to Facebook
    Corona Virus symptoms basically are the same feelings you get when your wife is checking your phone.
    Difficulty in breathing
    Sweating profusely
    Weakness
    Headache
    Stomach ache
    And when you are asked a question the dry cough starts!
  • Kolkata is witnessing two days lockdown in a week and every week the days are changing.<br/>

This is a masterstroke by Didi -  every week the authorities will keep changing the lockdown days so that virus will not be able to guess which two days to attack.<br/>
Amazing!<br/>
This is going to break the morale of the virus!Upload to Facebook
    Kolkata is witnessing two days lockdown in a week and every week the days are changing.
    This is a masterstroke by Didi - every week the authorities will keep changing the lockdown days so that virus will not be able to guess which two days to attack.
    Amazing!
    This is going to break the morale of the virus!
  • If we continue wearing masks for more than 4-5 years, our future kids will think that mouth is a private part!
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    If we continue wearing masks for more than 4-5 years, our future kids will think that mouth is a private part!
  • Corona will end when women start accepting their mistakes!
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    Corona will end when women start accepting their mistakes!
  • How to be rich:<br/>
1. Join Congress<br/>
2. Let BJP buy youUpload to Facebook
    How to be rich:
    1. Join Congress
    2. Let BJP buy you
  • People who started a fake SBI branch in Tamil Nadu have been arrested.<br/>
What caused the suspicion was the decent behaviour of the staff!Upload to Facebook
    People who started a fake SBI branch in Tamil Nadu have been arrested.
    What caused the suspicion was the decent behaviour of the staff!
  • Napolean was born in Nepal.<br/>
His real name was Nepalian.<br/>
~ Oli<br/>
#NepalPm #Ayodhya #LordRama #KPSharmaOliUpload to Facebook
    Napolean was born in Nepal.
    His real name was Nepalian.
    ~ Oli
    #NepalPm #Ayodhya #LordRama #KPSharmaOli
  • Trump: Kya Hua Bhai, Tumhara India Se Matter Solve Hua?<br/>
Xi Jinping: Pata Nahi, Abhi Amitabh Bachchan Ko Corona Hua Hai, Indian Media Wahan Busy Hai, Amitabh Sir Theek Ho Jayein Fir Dekhte Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Trump: Kya Hua Bhai, Tumhara India Se Matter Solve Hua?
    Xi Jinping: Pata Nahi, Abhi Amitabh Bachchan Ko Corona Hua Hai, Indian Media Wahan Busy Hai, Amitabh Sir Theek Ho Jayein Fir Dekhte Hain!
  • In Congress, you may try to start from scratch but you'd be left scratching!Upload to Facebook
    In Congress, you may try to start from scratch but you'd be left scratching!
  • Surprised that Gehlot and Pilot aren't getting along<br/>
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They have a LOT in common!Upload to Facebook
    Surprised that Gehlot and Pilot aren't getting along
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    They have a LOT in common!
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