News and Politics SMS

  • There is one thing common between the UP Police and our Moms.<br/>
`Idhar Aa, Nahi Maarungi!`<br/>
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    There is one thing common between the UP Police and our Moms.
    "Idhar Aa, Nahi Maarungi!"
    #VikasDubeyEncounter
  • MP Walon Ne 6 Saal Se Ghum Hua Vikas Dhoondha Tha;<br/>
UP Walon Ne Maar Diya!<br/>
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    MP Walon Ne 6 Saal Se Ghum Hua Vikas Dhoondha Tha;
    UP Walon Ne Maar Diya!
    #VikasDubey
  • China attacked our map and we attacked their app.<br/>
This is called 'Digital Surgical Strike'!Upload to Facebook
    China attacked our map and we attacked their app.
    This is called 'Digital Surgical Strike'!
  • Unemployment data released by HRD Ministry:<br/><br/>

Before COVID: 10%<br/>
During COVID: 25%<br/>
After TikTok Ban: 65%<br/>
#AppBanUpload to Facebook
    Unemployment data released by HRD Ministry:

    Before COVID: 10%
    During COVID: 25%
    After TikTok Ban: 65%
    #AppBan
  • I used to dream that I'll open a nice restaurant when I retire.<br/>
Now the situation is that those who had opened nice restaurants are retiring!<br/>
#Covid19Upload to Facebook
    I used to dream that I'll open a nice restaurant when I retire.
    Now the situation is that those who had opened nice restaurants are retiring!
    #Covid19
  • You are 27 and sitting doing nothing while COVID is 19 and travelling all the world!
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    You are 27 and sitting doing nothing while COVID is 19 and travelling all the world! #Covid19
  • If you have lost the sense of smell or lost the sense of taste, these are symptoms of COVID-19.<br/>
Loss of common sense is not a symptom of COVID-19, it is the reason you got the disease!Upload to Facebook
    If you have lost the sense of smell or lost the sense of taste, these are symptoms of COVID-19.
    Loss of common sense is not a symptom of COVID-19, it is the reason you got the disease!
  • This government is amazing. It talks about the future, and when asked about the present, it goes into the past!Upload to Facebook
    This government is amazing. It talks about the future, and when asked about the present, it goes into the past!
  • Our flag does not fly because the wind moves it, it flies with the last breath of each soldier who died protecting it!Upload to Facebook
    Our flag does not fly because the wind moves it, it flies with the last breath of each soldier who died protecting it!
  • When there were 750 cases, it was the panic mode.<br/>
Now there are more than 3 lacs cases, we are on picnic mode!<br/>
#Coronavirus #Unlock1.0Upload to Facebook
    When there were 750 cases, it was the panic mode.
    Now there are more than 3 lacs cases, we are on picnic mode!
    #Coronavirus #Unlock1.0
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