Coronavirus made me realize that the only solution to any problem is avoiding people! |
By imposing 9:00 PM to 5:00 AM curfew timings, Modi Ji has turned the whole country into a girls' hostel! |
Bahut Din Rehne Wale Mehmaan Ki Izzat Kam Ho Jaati Hai. Kuch Aisa Hi Iss Virus Ke Saath Bhi Hua Hai. Koi Seriously Ab Isse Le Hi Nahi Raha! |
Heck of a job, Donald. You have managed to bring back the 1918 Pandemic, the 1929 Depression, and the 1968 Race Riots all at the same time! |
China manufacturing "Boycott China" Tshirts in anticipation of great demand from India! |
The spread of COVID-19 is based on two factors: 1. How dense the population is. 2. How dense the population is. |
Home Ministry directives on lockdown 5 in simpler term: You're simply on your own! |
India markets now totally decoupled from world markets. DOW FUT +300 DAX FUT +300 NIKKIE +250 Hangsang +400 Nifty -300 #Atamnirbhar |
At this point I would feel safer if the Cornovirus held a press conference to tell us how it's going to save us from the Government. |
Is there any 'Online Course' available to understand "Covid Relief Package"! |