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  • Coronavirus made me realize that the only solution to any problem is avoiding people!Upload to Facebook
    Coronavirus made me realize that the only solution to any problem is avoiding people!
  • By imposing 9:00 PM to 5:00 AM curfew timings, Modi Ji has turned the whole country into a girls' hostel!Upload to Facebook
    By imposing 9:00 PM to 5:00 AM curfew timings, Modi Ji has turned the whole country into a girls' hostel!
  • Bahut Din Rehne Wale Mehmaan Ki Izzat Kam Ho Jaati Hai.<br/>
Kuch Aisa Hi Iss Virus Ke Saath Bhi Hua Hai. Koi Seriously Ab Isse Le Hi Nahi Raha!Upload to Facebook
    Bahut Din Rehne Wale Mehmaan Ki Izzat Kam Ho Jaati Hai.
    Kuch Aisa Hi Iss Virus Ke Saath Bhi Hua Hai. Koi Seriously Ab Isse Le Hi Nahi Raha!
  • Heck of a job, Donald.<br/>
You have managed to bring back the 1918 Pandemic, the 1929 Depression, and the 1968 Race Riots all at the same time!Upload to Facebook
    Heck of a job, Donald.
    You have managed to bring back the 1918 Pandemic, the 1929 Depression, and the 1968 Race Riots all at the same time!
  • China manufacturing `Boycott China` Tshirts in anticipation of great demand from India!Upload to Facebook
    China manufacturing "Boycott China" Tshirts in anticipation of great demand from India!
  • The spread of COVID-19 is based on two factors:<br/>
1. How dense the population is.<br/>
2. How dense the population is.Upload to Facebook
    The spread of COVID-19 is based on two factors:
    1. How dense the population is.
    2. How dense the population is.
  • Home Ministry directives on lockdown 5 in simpler term:<br/>
You're simply on your own!Upload to Facebook
    Home Ministry directives on lockdown 5 in simpler term:
    You're simply on your own!
  • India markets now totally decoupled from world markets.<br/>
DOW FUT +300<br/>
DAX FUT +300<br/>
NIKKIE +250<br/>
Hangsang +400<br/>
Nifty -300<br/>
#AtamnirbharUpload to Facebook
    India markets now totally decoupled from world markets.
    DOW FUT +300
    DAX FUT +300
    NIKKIE +250
    Hangsang +400
    Nifty -300
    #Atamnirbhar
  • At this point I would feel safer if the Cornovirus held a press conference to tell us how it's going to save us from the Government.Upload to Facebook
    At this point I would feel safer if the Cornovirus held a press conference to tell us how it's going to save us from the Government.
  • Is there any 'Online Course' available to understand `Covid Relief Package`!Upload to Facebook
    Is there any 'Online Course' available to understand "Covid Relief Package"!
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