Corona didn't break the system; Corona exposed a broken system! |
Atmaa (Spirit) Nir (Water) Bhar (Full Glass) A spirited view of PM's advice! |
We live in a generation where robots are named Sophia and kids are named X ¯ A-12 #ElonMuskBaby |
Who led the digital transformation of education? A) The UGC B) The MHRD C) COVID-19 Both UGC and MHRD are visionary bodies, but the third COVID 19 didn't have an antibody. The biggest secret of transformation. |
Shocked seeing the queue at the liquor stores? Just wait for the beauty parlors to open! |
Liquor sales cross 1000 cr across India. Biggest history created. 3 cheers to Indian Bewads to save the Indian economy. The Government has decided to throw Namkeen packets from helicopters on all the brave warriors standing in queue to buy liquor! |
Mera Desh Badal Raha Hai: The father went for jogging The brother went to the grocery store; The sister went to the medical store. And all 3 met at the liquor store! |
Today during cleaning, I sprayed sanitizer on the set-top box by mistake. Now my TV is not showing Zee News, Republic TV, Aaj Tak and ABP News! |
A friend just informed me that the central govt is creating a new Dept. of Clarifications. Because, with this govt, people wait for clarifications as soon a notification or order is issued! |
Those who took Trump disinfectant quote out of context is the reason why we have directions on shampoo bottles! |