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  • Why did Arnab Goswami's interrogation go on for 12 hours?<br/>
Cops were waiting for 11 hrs 55 mins for a chance to speak!Upload to Facebook
    Why did Arnab Goswami's interrogation go on for 12 hours?
    Cops were waiting for 11 hrs 55 mins for a chance to speak!
  • Me at the barbershop:<br/>
Barber: Head Massage Kar Du?<br/>
Me: Kar Do, Kaun Se Tel Se?<br/>
Barber: Almond Oil is for ₹250<br/>
Me: Navratna?<br/>
Barber: ₹150<br/>
Me: Coconut Oil?<br/>
Barber: ₹100Me: Isse Sasta Nahi Hai Kuch?<br/>
Barber: Oye Chhotu, Crude Oil Ka Barrel Nikaalo!Upload to Facebook
    Me at the barbershop:
    Barber: Head Massage Kar Du?
    Me: Kar Do, Kaun Se Tel Se?
    Barber: Almond Oil is for ₹250
    Me: Navratna?
    Barber: ₹150
    Me: Coconut Oil?
    Barber: ₹100Me: Isse Sasta Nahi Hai Kuch?
    Barber: Oye Chhotu, Crude Oil Ka Barrel Nikaalo!
  • Anybody wants anything from London.<br/>
Vijay Mallya is coming!Upload to Facebook
    Anybody wants anything from London.
    Vijay Mallya is coming!
  • Looks like we are going to miss Summer because some folks don't want to miss Spring!Upload to Facebook
    Looks like we are going to miss Summer because some folks don't want to miss Spring!
  • First:<br/>
SOUND CHECK (22/03)<br/>
Second:<br/>
LIGHT CHECK (05/04)<br/>
Third:<br/>
FULL DJ PARTY ON! (15/04)<br/>


#9Baje9MinuteUpload to Facebook
    First:
    SOUND CHECK (22/03)
    Second:
    LIGHT CHECK (05/04)
    Third:
    FULL DJ PARTY ON! (15/04)
    #9Baje9Minute
  • Ramayan, Mahabharat and Shaktiman on Doordarshan again:<br/>

After Sanitizer, if someone else has gotten the job is 'Doordarshan'!Upload to Facebook
    Ramayan, Mahabharat and Shaktiman on Doordarshan again:
    After Sanitizer, if someone else has gotten the job is 'Doordarshan'!
  • Mexico is asking Trump to hurry up and build the wall NOW!Upload to Facebook
    Mexico is asking Trump to hurry up and build the wall NOW!
  • In all this COVID-19 madness, we forgot to evacuate two Indians from the UK...<br/>
Vijay Mallya and Nirav Modi!Upload to Facebook
    In all this COVID-19 madness, we forgot to evacuate two Indians from the UK...
    Vijay Mallya and Nirav Modi!
  • Queen, Prince and Prime Minister in isolation. So who is in charge of Great Britain?<br/>
Finance Minister Rishi or Home minister Priti?<br/>
Quite a comeback after 200 years!<br/>
Indian ruling Britain!Upload to Facebook
    Queen, Prince and Prime Minister in isolation. So who is in charge of Great Britain?
    Finance Minister Rishi or Home minister Priti?
    Quite a comeback after 200 years!
    Indian ruling Britain!
  • Ghar Se Bahar Mat Niklo Dosto,<br/>
Bahar Police wale PUBG Khel Rahe Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Ghar Se Bahar Mat Niklo Dosto,
    Bahar Police wale PUBG Khel Rahe Hain!
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