Why did Arnab Goswami's interrogation go on for 12 hours? Cops were waiting for 11 hrs 55 mins for a chance to speak! |
Me at the barbershop: Barber: Head Massage Kar Du? Me: Kar Do, Kaun Se Tel Se? Barber: Almond Oil is for ₹250 Me: Navratna? Barber: ₹150 Me: Coconut Oil? Barber: ₹100Me: Isse Sasta Nahi Hai Kuch? Barber: Oye Chhotu, Crude Oil Ka Barrel Nikaalo! |
Anybody wants anything from London. Vijay Mallya is coming! |
Looks like we are going to miss Summer because some folks don't want to miss Spring! |
First: SOUND CHECK (22/03) Second: LIGHT CHECK (05/04) Third: FULL DJ PARTY ON! (15/04) #9Baje9Minute |
Ramayan, Mahabharat and Shaktiman on Doordarshan again: After Sanitizer, if someone else has gotten the job is 'Doordarshan'! |
Mexico is asking Trump to hurry up and build the wall NOW! |
In all this COVID-19 madness, we forgot to evacuate two Indians from the UK... Vijay Mallya and Nirav Modi! |
Queen, Prince and Prime Minister in isolation. So who is in charge of Great Britain? Finance Minister Rishi or Home minister Priti? Quite a comeback after 200 years! Indian ruling Britain! |
Ghar Se Bahar Mat Niklo Dosto, Bahar Police wale PUBG Khel Rahe Hain! |