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Upload to Facebook PM Modi 2016 - Aaj Raat 12 Baje Se 1000 Aur 500 Ke Note Nahi Chalenge.
PM Modi 2020 - Aaj Raat 12 Baje Se Log Hi Nahi Chalenge.
Take care and stay home for each other!
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Upload to Facebook Trump woke up after listening to India clapping/Crackers/whistling and calls Modi -
Trump: Did you invent any drug to treat Corona?
Modi: No
Trump: Did you stop further cases?
Modi: No
Trump: Then why all this celebration?
Modi: In our Bollywood, after a few serious scenes we have a song and dance sequence which has nothing to do with the story or plot. We were just following the formula! -
Upload to Facebook Dear friends, I'm having a quarantine party tomorrow.
None of you are invited!
#JantaCurfew -
Upload to Facebook Okay, I'm done with the 90 days trial of 2020. How do I unsubscribe?
#Covid_19
#Coronavirus -
Upload to Facebook Quarantine changing into Quarrelentine!
#workfromhome -
Upload to Facebook Trump will be forever as the President that was full of s*it the entire country ran out of toilet paper! -
Upload to Facebook What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas! -
Upload to Facebook I asked the staff in the supermarket where I could find some nuts.
He said they are all in the toilet roll & hand sanitizer aisle buying more than what they need!
#Coronavirus #Covid_19 -
Upload to Facebook The worldwide Coronvirus cases count resemble the medal tally at Olympics.
China leading, followed by US and European countries. Like always, India is way down the table and this time I am happy about India's performance!
#Coronavirus #Covid_19 -
Upload to Facebook Rich people are buying Real Estate right now while poor people are buying Toilet Paper!
#Coronavirus #Covid_19
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