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  • Millions of kids want to clean the Earth.<br/>
And millions of parents want them to start from their rooms!Upload to Facebook
    Millions of kids want to clean the Earth.
    And millions of parents want them to start from their rooms!
  • Dear RBI,<br/><br/>

Please declare a list of safe banks in India.<br/><br/>

RBI: We ourselves are not safe!Upload to Facebook
    Dear RBI,

    Please declare a list of safe banks in India.

    RBI: We ourselves are not safe!
  • A few lines on Dr. Manmohan Singh's birthday...<br/><br/>
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Thank You!Upload to Facebook
    A few lines on Dr. Manmohan Singh's birthday...

    __________
    __________
    __________
    __________
    Thank You!
  • BJP is likely to win American elections.<br/>
Prime Minister Modi fields Donald Trump for President!Upload to Facebook
    BJP is likely to win American elections.
    Prime Minister Modi fields Donald Trump for President!
  • How to make 1 crore in the stock market?<br/>
Start with 2 crores!Upload to Facebook
    How to make 1 crore in the stock market?
    Start with 2 crores!
  • Supreme Court will observe holidays from 7th to 12th October on account of Dussehra (Lord Ram's win over Ravana) and 28th Oct to 2nd Nov on account of Diwali (return of Lord Ram to Ayodhya).
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After these holidays, the court will resume hearing arguments on the existence of Lord Ram!Upload to Facebook
    Supreme Court will observe holidays from 7th to 12th October on account of Dussehra (Lord Ram's win over Ravana) and 28th Oct to 2nd Nov on account of Diwali (return of Lord Ram to Ayodhya).
    After these holidays, the court will resume hearing arguments on the existence of Lord Ram!
  • Pakistan has lodged another complaint with the UN:<br/>
India has illegally occupied the moon which belongs to them. It's been on their flag since 1947 and it could be sighted from Islamabad every evening!Upload to Facebook
    Pakistan has lodged another complaint with the UN:
    India has illegally occupied the moon which belongs to them. It's been on their flag since 1947 and it could be sighted from Islamabad every evening!
  • Dilemma:<br/>
In driverless vehicles, who gets challaned for overspeeding, traffic violations and rash driving?<br/>
Is it the manufacturer, owner, software engineer or hardware engineer!Upload to Facebook
    Dilemma:
    In driverless vehicles, who gets challaned for overspeeding, traffic violations and rash driving?
    Is it the manufacturer, owner, software engineer or hardware engineer!
  • The new Motor Vehicles Act which came into force from 1st September 2019 would actually turn out to be the 8th Pay Commission of some traffic cops!Upload to Facebook
    The new Motor Vehicles Act which came into force from 1st September 2019 would actually turn out to be the 8th Pay Commission of some traffic cops!
  • Liberal Humour of the Day:<br/>
`Islamic Republic of Pakistan` wants secularism in India;<br/>
And `Communist  China` wants democracy in Kashmir!Upload to Facebook
    Liberal Humour of the Day:
    `Islamic Republic of Pakistan` wants secularism in India;
    And `Communist China` wants democracy in Kashmir!
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