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  • Latest News:<br/>
Reserve Bank of India to be MERGED with Bank of India.<br/>
As there is no RESERVE now!Upload to Facebook
    Latest News:
    Reserve Bank of India to be MERGED with Bank of India.
    As there is no RESERVE now!
  • Nice WhatsApp forward:<br/>
RBI giving Rs.1.76 lakh crore to GOI is a case of 'Das Capital'!<br/>
(Full Marx to whoever came up with that line)Upload to Facebook
    Nice WhatsApp forward:
    RBI giving Rs.1.76 lakh crore to GOI is a case of 'Das Capital'!
    (Full Marx to whoever came up with that line)
  • P V Sindhu did what no Indian government could do in 70 years...<br/>
Brought money from Switzerland!Upload to Facebook
    P V Sindhu did what no Indian government could do in 70 years...
    Brought money from Switzerland!
  • The current market scenario makes you realize that...<br/>
Return of capital is more important than Return on capital!Upload to Facebook
    The current market scenario makes you realize that...
    Return of capital is more important than Return on capital!
  • BJP: Hamare Paas Modi Hai, Shah Hai, Gadkari Hai, Advani Hai, Joshi Hai, Naidu Hai, Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?<br/>
Congress: Hamare Paas Maa Hai!<br/>
#TheMummyReturnsUpload to Facebook
    BJP: Hamare Paas Modi Hai, Shah Hai, Gadkari Hai, Advani Hai, Joshi Hai, Naidu Hai, Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
    Congress: Hamare Paas Maa Hai!
    #TheMummyReturns
  • Interestingly for the first time in six years nobody is demanding Modi's resignation...<br/>
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Actually they are scared that Amit Shah will become PM!Upload to Facebook
    Interestingly for the first time in six years nobody is demanding Modi's resignation...
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    Actually they are scared that Amit Shah will become PM!
  • In a latest development:<br/>
Amit Shah has offered to mediate between the US and North Korea!Upload to Facebook
    In a latest development:
    Amit Shah has offered to mediate between the US and North Korea!
  • These lines beautifully sum up the current developments:<br/>
`WHEN THE ECONOMY GOES SOUTH, THE TROOPS GO NORTH!`Upload to Facebook
    These lines beautifully sum up the current developments:
    "WHEN THE ECONOMY GOES SOUTH, THE TROOPS GO NORTH!"
  • News:<br/>
Article 370 will be repealed in J&K<br/>
Meanwhile Punjab's property dealers have started setting up their offices there!Upload to Facebook
    News:
    Article 370 will be repealed in J&K
    Meanwhile Punjab's property dealers have started setting up their offices there!
  • Point to ponder:<br/>
The guy who made people drink coffee got scared of loans and committed suicide. But, the man who made people to drink alcohol, ran away bravely.<br/>
Now you decide, what to drink!Upload to Facebook
    Point to ponder:
    The guy who made people drink coffee got scared of loans and committed suicide. But, the man who made people to drink alcohol, ran away bravely.
    Now you decide, what to drink!
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