News and Politics SMS

  • I had stopped watching news channels and started watching Discovery.<br/>
Now Modi Ji is there, too!Upload to Facebook
    I had stopped watching news channels and started watching Discovery.
    Now Modi Ji is there, too!
  • Cancelled a Zomato order since the rider's name was Vikas and I'd been waiting for him since 2014!Upload to Facebook
    Cancelled a Zomato order since the rider's name was Vikas and I'd been waiting for him since 2014!
  • Amitabh Bachchan was running a show called Kaun Banega Crorepati. <br/>
India is currently running a show called Kaun Bachega Crorepati!Upload to Facebook
    Amitabh Bachchan was running a show called Kaun Banega Crorepati.
    India is currently running a show called Kaun Bachega Crorepati!
  • Modi asked Trump to come to Kashmir & meditate and Trump heard come to Kashmir & mediate!<br/>
Perils of the English language can be lost in translation!Upload to Facebook
    Modi asked Trump to come to Kashmir & meditate and Trump heard come to Kashmir & mediate!
    Perils of the English language can be lost in translation!
  • Irony is that those politicians who indulge in horse-trading are seeking a 'trust' vote!Upload to Facebook
    Irony is that those politicians who indulge in horse-trading are seeking a 'trust' vote!
  • In Karnataka Assembly floor test, if both  Yeddyurappa   and Kumaraswamy   land up with equal MLAs then as per the new rules, Kumaraswamy   with more wives wins!Upload to Facebook
    In Karnataka Assembly floor test, if both Yeddyurappa and Kumaraswamy land up with equal MLAs then as per the new rules, Kumaraswamy with more wives wins!
  • Now that the World Cup is done and dusted:<br/>
Pant should replace Dhoni;<br/>
Dhoni should replace Shastri;<br/>
Shastri should replace Manjrekar;<br/>
And Manjrekar should replace Navjot Singh Sidhu!Upload to Facebook
    Now that the World Cup is done and dusted:
    Pant should replace Dhoni;
    Dhoni should replace Shastri;
    Shastri should replace Manjrekar;
    And Manjrekar should replace Navjot Singh Sidhu!
  • Earlier the problem was you vote for any party on the EVM, the vote goes to BJP.<br/>
Now you vote for any other party, the elected MLA goes to the BJP!Upload to Facebook
    Earlier the problem was you vote for any party on the EVM, the vote goes to BJP.
    Now you vote for any other party, the elected MLA goes to the BJP!
  • Kid: If the dinosaurs were still here they'd kill all the people.<br/>
Me, watching people fighting over religion: They have evolved now!Upload to Facebook
    Kid: If the dinosaurs were still here they'd kill all the people.
    Me, watching people fighting over religion: They have evolved now!
  • Hindu married men sending a request to Modi Ji.<br/>
Sir, Woh Triple Talaq Wala Clear Ho Jaye Toh Thoda Saat Janam Wala Bhi Dekh Lijiye!Upload to Facebook
    Hindu married men sending a request to Modi Ji.
    Sir, Woh Triple Talaq Wala Clear Ho Jaye Toh Thoda Saat Janam Wala Bhi Dekh Lijiye!
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