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Upload to Facebook The only way Pakistan could have reached 337 if they had tied up with BJP! -
Upload to Facebook Amit Shah took charge as Home Minister and Pakistan was all-out on 105!
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Upload to Facebook Now, we are done with
"Aayega Toh Modi Hi"
Let's start, "Layega Toh Kohli Hi"
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Upload to Facebook Congress Sirf Angrezi Bolne Wale State Mein Aage Rahi...
Ek Jahan Din Mein Sabse Zyada Angrezi Boli Jati Hai Aur Ek Jahan Raat Ko Sabse Zyada Angrezi Boli Jati Hai!
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Upload to Facebook Forget EVMs. My TV remote also seems to be hacked.
Whichever channel I turn to, it shows the NDA leading! -
Upload to Facebook I am glad that we didn't have any Exit Polls during our school results...
Otherwise, our parents would have started thrashing us 3-4 days in advance of results! -
Upload to Facebook After the exit polls, the opposition has rescheduled its meeting to select PM candidate from 24 May to May '24! -
Upload to Facebook 2014 Modi Wave
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Upload to Facebook What is the purpose of the Horse Trading?
To form a stable government.
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Upload to Facebook Economics of elections.
1. If Modi wins, buy mutual funds, good shares & govt bonds.
2. If Congress wins, buy land preferably agriculture land & take agriculture loans.
3. If 3rd front wins, sell everything, accumulate gold & wait for next elections within 1 year.
4. If there are chances of 2 elections within 2 years, better buy liquor stocks!
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