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  • Want to convert friends into enemies?<br/>
Try discussing politics. If it fails, try religion!Upload to Facebook
    Want to convert friends into enemies?
    Try discussing politics. If it fails, try religion!
  • Result of those who studied 10th is out.<br/>
Result of those who studied 12th is out.<br/>
Result of those who studied nothing will be out on 23rd May!Upload to Facebook
    Result of those who studied 10th is out.
    Result of those who studied 12th is out.
    Result of those who studied nothing will be out on 23rd May!
  • Blessed are the politicians, for they keep the comedians employed!Upload to Facebook
    Blessed are the politicians, for they keep the comedians employed!
  • Please cast your vote!
<br/>
And please don't caste your vote!Upload to Facebook
    Please cast your vote!
    And please don't caste your vote!
  • 290 people were killed in Sri Lanka blasts. 290. Religions are the worst thing happened to humanity!Upload to Facebook
    290 people were killed in Sri Lanka blasts. 290. Religions are the worst thing happened to humanity!
  • Me: Alexa please play Sajan Ji Ghar Aaye.<br/>
Alexa: Sorry! Aayenge Toh Modi Ji Hi!Upload to Facebook
    Me: Alexa please play Sajan Ji Ghar Aaye.
    Alexa: Sorry! Aayenge Toh Modi Ji Hi!
  • Politicians don't have to care about voters; they only have to convince voters that they care!Upload to Facebook
    Politicians don't have to care about voters; they only have to convince voters that they care!
  • What a bizarre country, the USA. Scientists actually took credit for the black hole discovery, and not the president!<br/>
Odd. Really odd!Upload to Facebook
    What a bizarre country, the USA. Scientists actually took credit for the black hole discovery, and not the president!
    Odd. Really odd!
  • It's a changed world...<br/>
Indians are MODIfied<br/>
Brits are disMAYed<br/>
Americans are TRUMPed<br/>
And the French are Macarooned<br/>
And Canadian are Justified<br/>
While Russians just stay Put in!Upload to Facebook
    It's a changed world...
    Indians are MODIfied
    Brits are disMAYed
    Americans are TRUMPed
    And the French are Macarooned
    And Canadian are Justified
    While Russians just stay Put in!
  • The Indian Game of Thrones is on. Go play. Your vote is important must vote!Upload to Facebook
    The Indian Game of Thrones is on. Go play. Your vote is important must vote!
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