News and Politics SMS

  • We used to laugh at comedians and listen to politicians.<br/>
Now we laugh at politicians and listen to comedians!Upload to Facebook
    We used to laugh at comedians and listen to politicians.
    Now we laugh at politicians and listen to comedians!
  • It's for the first time, that the United Kingdom will see the end of May before the end of April!<br/>
#BrexitUpload to Facebook
    It's for the first time, that the United Kingdom will see the end of May before the end of April!
    #Brexit
  • Your A/C XXXXX9565 Credited INR 72,000.00 on 28/03/19 - Deposit by transfer from INDIAN NATIONAL CONGRESS. A/C Bal INR 15,72,000.00!Upload to Facebook
    Your A/C XXXXX9565 Credited INR 72,000.00 on 28/03/19 - Deposit by transfer from INDIAN NATIONAL CONGRESS. A/C Bal INR 15,72,000.00!
  • Which occasion does Mr. Ambani hate the most?<br/>
Bhai Dues!Upload to Facebook
    Which occasion does Mr. Ambani hate the most?
    Bhai Dues!
  • Vijay Mallya & Nirav Modi, both are in London.<br/>
This is not surprising. Historically, England has always been home to people who loot India!Upload to Facebook
    Vijay Mallya & Nirav Modi, both are in London.
    This is not surprising. Historically, England has always been home to people who loot India!
  • Patriotism in India is like 'Superman's Underwear'...<br/>
You have to wear it outside and show it to everyone or else you are anti-national!Upload to Facebook
    Patriotism in India is like 'Superman's Underwear'...
    You have to wear it outside and show it to everyone or else you are anti-national!
  • Irony:<br/>
News Channels saying `Please don't spread rumours`!Upload to Facebook
    Irony:
    News Channels saying "Please don't spread rumours"!
  • On the lighter note:<br/>

One of my foreigner friends asked me: Why Pakistan's Prime Minister is so calm but yours' so aggressive?<br/>
Me: That's the difference between 3 times married man and a bachelor!Upload to Facebook
    On the lighter note:
    One of my foreigner friends asked me: Why Pakistan's Prime Minister is so calm but yours' so aggressive?
    Me: That's the difference between 3 times married man and a bachelor!
  • What is the craziest thing you've done for Chai?<br/>
WC Abhinandan: Ek Baar LoC Cross Kar Ke Pakistan Ka Fighter Jet Girakar Unhi Ke Yaha Chai Pee Kar Aaya Tha!Upload to Facebook
    What is the craziest thing you've done for Chai?
    WC Abhinandan: Ek Baar LoC Cross Kar Ke Pakistan Ka Fighter Jet Girakar Unhi Ke Yaha Chai Pee Kar Aaya Tha!
  • Those who celebrate war will not participate in the war, those who participate in the war, will never celebrate war!Upload to Facebook
    Those who celebrate war will not participate in the war, those who participate in the war, will never celebrate war!
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