We used to laugh at comedians and listen to politicians. Now we laugh at politicians and listen to comedians! |
It's for the first time, that the United Kingdom will see the end of May before the end of April! #Brexit |
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Which occasion does Mr. Ambani hate the most? Bhai Dues! |
Vijay Mallya & Nirav Modi, both are in London. This is not surprising. Historically, England has always been home to people who loot India! |
Patriotism in India is like 'Superman's Underwear'... You have to wear it outside and show it to everyone or else you are anti-national! |
Irony: News Channels saying "Please don't spread rumours"! |
On the lighter note: One of my foreigner friends asked me: Why Pakistan's Prime Minister is so calm but yours' so aggressive? Me: That's the difference between 3 times married man and a bachelor! |
What is the craziest thing you've done for Chai? WC Abhinandan: Ek Baar LoC Cross Kar Ke Pakistan Ka Fighter Jet Girakar Unhi Ke Yaha Chai Pee Kar Aaya Tha! |
Those who celebrate war will not participate in the war, those who participate in the war, will never celebrate war! |