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Upload to Facebook Surgical Strike is like a Piles operation.
The doctor tells everyone it was successful but the patient wants to keep it a secret! -
Upload to Facebook People keep saying the India-Pakistan conflict is more dangerous now because both have nukes.
But other new weapons greatly increase the risk: Twitter, Facebook, WhatsApp... and hyper-nationalistic TV networks! -
Upload to Facebook In America, people look one way before crossing a one-way street.
In India, people look both ways while crossing a one-way street.
In Pakistan, people have to look up too, to be safe from air strikes! -
Upload to Facebook PA: Sir Bajwa Aaye Hain.
Imran Khan: Haan Andar Bhejo Jaldi Qamar Javed Bajwa Ko.
PA: Nahi Sir Hum India Walon Se Bajwa Aaye Hain! -
Upload to Facebook Pakistan doesn't practice terrorism.
It has already mastered it! -
Upload to Facebook Now suddenly the income of many people will increase from 2.49 lacs to 4.99 lacs.
Courtesy: Budget 2019! -
Upload to Facebook The Budget is a noble democratic process through which money is transferred from those who WORK to those who VOTE! -
Upload to Facebook We need to thank the voters of MP, Rajasthan and Chhattisgarh for today's budget!
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Upload to Facebook By the end of the day, there might be an economic and financial expert in every house!
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Upload to Facebook Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the internet arguing with strangers about politics!
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