Irony: News Channels saying "Please don't spread rumours"! |
On the lighter note: One of my foreigner friends asked me: Why Pakistan's Prime Minister is so calm but yours' so aggressive? Me: That's the difference between 3 times married man and a bachelor! |
What is the craziest thing you've done for Chai? WC Abhinandan: Ek Baar LoC Cross Kar Ke Pakistan Ka Fighter Jet Girakar Unhi Ke Yaha Chai Pee Kar Aaya Tha! |
Those who celebrate war will not participate in the war, those who participate in the war, will never celebrate war! |
Surgical Strike is like a Piles operation. The doctor tells everyone it was successful but the patient wants to keep it a secret! |
People keep saying the India-Pakistan conflict is more dangerous now because both have nukes. But other new weapons greatly increase the risk: Twitter, Facebook, WhatsApp... and hyper-nationalistic TV networks! |
In America, people look one way before crossing a one-way street. In India, people look both ways while crossing a one-way street. In Pakistan, people have to look up too, to be safe from air strikes! |
PA: Sir Bajwa Aaye Hain. Imran Khan: Haan Andar Bhejo Jaldi Qamar Javed Bajwa Ko. PA: Nahi Sir Hum India Walon Se Bajwa Aaye Hain! |
Pakistan doesn't practice terrorism. It has already mastered it! |
Now suddenly the income of many people will increase from 2.49 lacs to 4.99 lacs. Courtesy: Budget 2019! |