News and Politics SMS

  • Politicians don't have to care about voters; they only have to convince voters that they care!Upload to Facebook
    Politicians don't have to care about voters; they only have to convince voters that they care!
  • What a bizarre country, the USA. Scientists actually took credit for the black hole discovery, and not the president!<br/>
Odd. Really odd!Upload to Facebook
    What a bizarre country, the USA. Scientists actually took credit for the black hole discovery, and not the president!
    Odd. Really odd!
  • It's a changed world...<br/>
Indians are MODIfied<br/>
Brits are disMAYed<br/>
Americans are TRUMPed<br/>
And the French are Macarooned<br/>
And Canadian are Justified<br/>
While Russians just stay Put in!Upload to Facebook
    It's a changed world...
    Indians are MODIfied
    Brits are disMAYed
    Americans are TRUMPed
    And the French are Macarooned
    And Canadian are Justified
    While Russians just stay Put in!
  • The Indian Game of Thrones is on. Go play. Your vote is important must vote!Upload to Facebook
    The Indian Game of Thrones is on. Go play. Your vote is important must vote!
  • We used to laugh at comedians and listen to politicians.<br/>
Now we laugh at politicians and listen to comedians!Upload to Facebook
    We used to laugh at comedians and listen to politicians.
    Now we laugh at politicians and listen to comedians!
  • It's for the first time, that the United Kingdom will see the end of May before the end of April!<br/>
#BrexitUpload to Facebook
    It's for the first time, that the United Kingdom will see the end of May before the end of April!
    #Brexit
  • Your A/C XXXXX9565 Credited INR 72,000.00 on 28/03/19 - Deposit by transfer from INDIAN NATIONAL CONGRESS. A/C Bal INR 15,72,000.00!Upload to Facebook
    Your A/C XXXXX9565 Credited INR 72,000.00 on 28/03/19 - Deposit by transfer from INDIAN NATIONAL CONGRESS. A/C Bal INR 15,72,000.00!
  • Which occasion does Mr. Ambani hate the most?<br/>
Bhai Dues!Upload to Facebook
    Which occasion does Mr. Ambani hate the most?
    Bhai Dues!
  • Vijay Mallya & Nirav Modi, both are in London.<br/>
This is not surprising. Historically, England has always been home to people who loot India!Upload to Facebook
    Vijay Mallya & Nirav Modi, both are in London.
    This is not surprising. Historically, England has always been home to people who loot India!
  • Patriotism in India is like 'Superman's Underwear'...<br/>
You have to wear it outside and show it to everyone or else you are anti-national!Upload to Facebook
    Patriotism in India is like 'Superman's Underwear'...
    You have to wear it outside and show it to everyone or else you are anti-national!
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