After the exit polls, the opposition has rescheduled its meeting to select PM candidate from 24 May to May '24! |
2014 Modi Wave 2019 Modi in Cave |
What is the purpose of the Horse Trading? To form a stable government. And, that is why the PM's residence is on Race Course Road! |
Economics of elections. 1. If Modi wins, buy mutual funds, good shares & govt bonds. 2. If Congress wins, buy land preferably agriculture land & take agriculture loans. 3. If 3rd front wins, sell everything, accumulate gold & wait for next elections within 1 year. 4. If there are chances of 2 elections within 2 years, better buy liquor stocks! |
Want to convert friends into enemies? Try discussing politics. If it fails, try religion! |
Result of those who studied 10th is out. Result of those who studied 12th is out. Result of those who studied nothing will be out on 23rd May! |
Blessed are the politicians, for they keep the comedians employed! |
Please cast your vote!
And please don't caste your vote! |
290 people were killed in Sri Lanka blasts. 290. Religions are the worst thing happened to humanity! |
Me: Alexa please play Sajan Ji Ghar Aaye. Alexa: Sorry! Aayenge Toh Modi Ji Hi! |