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  • Dilemma:<br/>
In driverless vehicles, who gets challaned for overspeeding, traffic violations and rash driving?<br/>
Is it the manufacturer, owner, software engineer or hardware engineer!Upload to Facebook
    Dilemma:
    In driverless vehicles, who gets challaned for overspeeding, traffic violations and rash driving?
    Is it the manufacturer, owner, software engineer or hardware engineer!
  • The new Motor Vehicles Act which came into force from 1st September 2019 would actually turn out to be the 8th Pay Commission of some traffic cops!Upload to Facebook
    The new Motor Vehicles Act which came into force from 1st September 2019 would actually turn out to be the 8th Pay Commission of some traffic cops!
  • Liberal Humour of the Day:<br/>
`Islamic Republic of Pakistan` wants secularism in India;<br/>
And `Communist  China` wants democracy in Kashmir!Upload to Facebook
    Liberal Humour of the Day:
    `Islamic Republic of Pakistan` wants secularism in India;
    And `Communist China` wants democracy in Kashmir!
  • Latest News:<br/>
Reserve Bank of India to be MERGED with Bank of India.<br/>
As there is no RESERVE now!Upload to Facebook
    Latest News:
    Reserve Bank of India to be MERGED with Bank of India.
    As there is no RESERVE now!
  • Nice WhatsApp forward:<br/>
RBI giving Rs.1.76 lakh crore to GOI is a case of 'Das Capital'!<br/>
(Full Marx to whoever came up with that line)Upload to Facebook
    Nice WhatsApp forward:
    RBI giving Rs.1.76 lakh crore to GOI is a case of 'Das Capital'!
    (Full Marx to whoever came up with that line)
  • P V Sindhu did what no Indian government could do in 70 years...<br/>
Brought money from Switzerland!Upload to Facebook
    P V Sindhu did what no Indian government could do in 70 years...
    Brought money from Switzerland!
  • The current market scenario makes you realize that...<br/>
Return of capital is more important than Return on capital!Upload to Facebook
    The current market scenario makes you realize that...
    Return of capital is more important than Return on capital!
  • In the next elections, vote for Ali Baba.
    Atleast you know there will only be forty thieves!
  • BJP: Hamare Paas Modi Hai, Shah Hai, Gadkari Hai, Advani Hai, Joshi Hai, Naidu Hai, Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?<br/>
Congress: Hamare Paas Maa Hai!<br/>
#TheMummyReturnsUpload to Facebook
    BJP: Hamare Paas Modi Hai, Shah Hai, Gadkari Hai, Advani Hai, Joshi Hai, Naidu Hai, Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
    Congress: Hamare Paas Maa Hai!
    #TheMummyReturns
  • Interestingly for the first time in six years nobody is demanding Modi's resignation...<br/>
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Actually they are scared that Amit Shah will become PM!Upload to Facebook
    Interestingly for the first time in six years nobody is demanding Modi's resignation...
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    Actually they are scared that Amit Shah will become PM!
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