What's the difference between flirt and harassment? If you're handsome it's flirt, if you're ugly it's harassment! |
Finally, I have figured out why ₹ 2000 note was introduced so that people don't have to carry the bundle of notes to the petrol pump! |
To summarise the SC ruling on Adultery - Mangalasutra loses and Kamasutra Wins! |
Govt. has threatened to ban WhatsApp if they fail to curb fake news. Not sure if you know, but Rakhi Sawant had once demanded a ban on ceiling fans because people were committing suicide by hanging! |
Reasons for Attraction: Young Age - Hormones Middle Age - Harmony Old Age - Harmonium |
Article 377 removed! Adultery is gone! The only crime left now is... . . . . . . . . . Marriage! |
My neighbourhood Doodhwala looks very happy today. He thinks "Adulteration" has been legalised now! |
Today is Dr. Manmohan Singh's birthday. Let us observe two minutes of silence to celebrate! |
Milind Soman: See bro...you have to stay healthy and fit all the time. You have to work out everyday, eat good, run marathons... then, people get attracted to you. Anup Jalota: Kuchh Bhi! |
I was taking out some money from my pocket and a ₹ 1 coin fell. I said, "Ab Aur Kitna Girega?" Coin rolls on the floor laughing and slips into a manhole! |