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  • What's the difference between flirt and harassment?<br/>
If you're handsome it's flirt, if you're ugly it's harassment!Upload to Facebook
    What's the difference between flirt and harassment?
    If you're handsome it's flirt, if you're ugly it's harassment!
  • Finally, I have figured out why ₹ 2000 note was introduced so that people don't have to carry the bundle of notes to the petrol pump!Upload to Facebook
    Finally, I have figured out why ₹ 2000 note was introduced so that people don't have to carry the bundle of notes to the petrol pump!
  • To summarise the SC ruling on Adultery -<br/>
Mangalasutra loses and Kamasutra Wins!Upload to Facebook
    To summarise the SC ruling on Adultery -
    Mangalasutra loses and Kamasutra Wins!
  • Govt. has threatened to ban WhatsApp if they fail to curb fake news.<br/>
Not sure if you know, but Rakhi Sawant had once demanded a ban on ceiling fans because people were committing suicide by hanging!Upload to Facebook
    Govt. has threatened to ban WhatsApp if they fail to curb fake news.
    Not sure if you know, but Rakhi Sawant had once demanded a ban on ceiling fans because people were committing suicide by hanging!
  • Reasons for Attraction:<br/>
Young Age - Hormones<br/>
Middle Age - Harmony<br/>
Old Age - HarmoniumUpload to Facebook
    Reasons for Attraction:
    Young Age - Hormones
    Middle Age - Harmony
    Old Age - Harmonium
  • Article 377 removed!<br/>
Adultery is gone!<br/>
The only crime left now is...<br/>
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Marriage!Upload to Facebook
    Article 377 removed!
    Adultery is gone!
    The only crime left now is...
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    Marriage!
  • My neighbourhood Doodhwala looks very happy today.<br/>
He thinks `Adulteration` has been legalised now!Upload to Facebook
    My neighbourhood Doodhwala looks very happy today.
    He thinks "Adulteration" has been legalised now!
  • Today is Dr. Manmohan Singh's birthday.<br/>
Let us observe two minutes of silence to celebrate!Upload to Facebook
    Today is Dr. Manmohan Singh's birthday.
    Let us observe two minutes of silence to celebrate!
  • Milind Soman: See bro...you have to stay healthy and fit all the time. You have to work out everyday, eat good, run marathons... then, people get attracted to you.<br/>
Anup Jalota:  Kuchh Bhi!Upload to Facebook
    Milind Soman: See bro...you have to stay healthy and fit all the time. You have to work out everyday, eat good, run marathons... then, people get attracted to you.
    Anup Jalota: Kuchh Bhi!
  • I was taking out some money from my pocket and a ₹ 1 coin fell.<br/>
I said, `Ab Aur Kitna Girega?`<br/>
Coin rolls on the floor laughing and slips into a manhole!Upload to Facebook
    I was taking out some money from my pocket and a ₹ 1 coin fell.
    I said, "Ab Aur Kitna Girega?"
    Coin rolls on the floor laughing and slips into a manhole!
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