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  • Sab Phans Jayenge Bas 'Karan Johar' Bach Jayega!<br/>
#MeTooUpload to Facebook
    Sab Phans Jayenge Bas 'Karan Johar' Bach Jayega!
    #MeToo
  • Pran <br/>
Danny<br/>
Ranjeet  <br/>
Prem Chopra<br/>
Shakti Kapoor<br/>
Gulshan Grover  <br/><br/> 

Yeh Sab Bach Gaye... Aur Fasa Kaun?<br/><br/>

Sanskari Aloknath!Upload to Facebook
    Pran
    Danny
    Ranjeet
    Prem Chopra
    Shakti Kapoor
    Gulshan Grover

    Yeh Sab Bach Gaye... Aur Fasa Kaun?

    Sanskari Aloknath!
  • Tanmay Bhat steps down as CEO of AIB;<br/>
Khamba takes leave of absence;<br/>
Rohan Joshi is nowhere to be seen.<br/>
This Swachh Bharat Abhiyan is finally working guys!Upload to Facebook
    Tanmay Bhat steps down as CEO of AIB;
    Khamba takes leave of absence;
    Rohan Joshi is nowhere to be seen.
    This Swachh Bharat Abhiyan is finally working guys!
  • CINTAA has volunteered to take action against Alok Nath subject to the filing of a complaint by Vinta Nanda.<br/>
Ab Babuji Ke Liye Yeh 'CHINTAA' Ka Vishay Hai!Upload to Facebook
    CINTAA has volunteered to take action against Alok Nath subject to the filing of a complaint by Vinta Nanda.
    Ab Babuji Ke Liye Yeh 'CHINTAA' Ka Vishay Hai!
  • What's the difference between flirt and harassment?<br/>
If you're handsome it's flirt, if you're ugly it's harassment!Upload to Facebook
    What's the difference between flirt and harassment?
    If you're handsome it's flirt, if you're ugly it's harassment!
  • Finally, I have figured out why ₹ 2000 note was introduced so that people don't have to carry the bundle of notes to the petrol pump!Upload to Facebook
    Finally, I have figured out why ₹ 2000 note was introduced so that people don't have to carry the bundle of notes to the petrol pump!
  • To summarise the SC ruling on Adultery -<br/>
Mangalasutra loses and Kamasutra Wins!Upload to Facebook
    To summarise the SC ruling on Adultery -
    Mangalasutra loses and Kamasutra Wins!
  • Govt. has threatened to ban WhatsApp if they fail to curb fake news.<br/>
Not sure if you know, but Rakhi Sawant had once demanded a ban on ceiling fans because people were committing suicide by hanging!Upload to Facebook
    Govt. has threatened to ban WhatsApp if they fail to curb fake news.
    Not sure if you know, but Rakhi Sawant had once demanded a ban on ceiling fans because people were committing suicide by hanging!
  • Reasons for Attraction:<br/>
Young Age - Hormones<br/>
Middle Age - Harmony<br/>
Old Age - HarmoniumUpload to Facebook
    Reasons for Attraction:
    Young Age - Hormones
    Middle Age - Harmony
    Old Age - Harmonium
  • Article 377 removed!<br/>
Adultery is gone!<br/>
The only crime left now is...<br/>
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Marriage!Upload to Facebook
    Article 377 removed!
    Adultery is gone!
    The only crime left now is...
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    Marriage!
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