My neighbourhood Doodhwala looks very happy today. He thinks "Adulteration" has been legalised now! |
Today is Dr. Manmohan Singh's birthday. Let us observe two minutes of silence to celebrate! |
Milind Soman: See bro...you have to stay healthy and fit all the time. You have to work out everyday, eat good, run marathons... then, people get attracted to you. Anup Jalota: Kuchh Bhi! |
I was taking out some money from my pocket and a ₹ 1 coin fell. I said, "Ab Aur Kitna Girega?" Coin rolls on the floor laughing and slips into a manhole! |
A court in Bihar has ordered an FIR against makers of the film #Loveratri coz the title hurts religious sentiments. Somehow, anything that has love in it hurts our sentiments. Hate is perfectly OK! |
Society celebrating legalization of Homosexuality when it can't even accept intercaste marriage! |
The Monk who sold his Ferrari knew about the petrol price hike! |
Any guesses on this nail-biting, thrilling competition that who will hit a century first... Diesel, Petrol, or The Rupee! |
After Section 377 repeal: Girl: Hi! Boy: I have a boyfriend! |
Breaking: The Supreme Court decriminalises homosexuality. Congratulatory messages flood Karan Johar! |