$un Raha Hai Na Tu, ₹o Raha Hun Main! |
US $ Crosses Rs.70.00. Exporters meet at Hotel Taj! Importers meet at Apollo Heart Institute! Dollar on Escalator! Rupee on Ventilator! |
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. If you are not getting success change the woman. ~ Imran Khan |
Imran Khan gets appointed Pakistan's PM! Imran Khan: Qubool hai, Qubool hai, Qubool hai! PA: Jinab, ye nikaah nahin, oath taking ceremony hai. |
People donating money to Kylie Jenner prove that millions of years of human evolution was just waste a time! |
Next time when we see someone counting a bundle of new 100 rupee notes, can we say that they are going through a purple patch? |
Indian currency notes are so colourful. Girls can now easily match their dress, with shoes, accessories, and currency notes! |
Modi Ji once said that Flyover collapse in West Bengal is God's message to save WB from Mamta. Yesterday, a tent collapsed at Modi's rally in West Bengal. God is sending messages again! |
Coincidence: #WorldCupFinal Two Main Events... 1998 France wins FIFA. Nawaz in jail! 2018 - France wins FIFA... Nawaz in jail! |
Those were the days when the weather was the least trusted part of the news! |