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Upload to Facebook IndiGo - We beat customers.
Jet Airways - We beat our competition not our customers.
Air India - We don't beat our customers. We get beaten by our MPs.
Go Air - We don't have customers.
Air Vistara - We don't have planes.
Kingfisher: If our Boss was here we would have beaten him! -
Upload to Facebook IndiGo has a clear efficient division of labour.
Their air crew takes passenger up in the air. Their ground staff takes passenger down to the ground! -
Upload to Facebook IndiGo Airline has a new tagline:
We beat our customers, not competitors! -
Upload to Facebook Guy 1: Bhai Sab Log Note Bandi Discuss Kar Rahe Hain. Tumhein Kaise Pata Note Banda Hai Ya Bandi?
Guy 2: Bandi Hi Hogi Bhai, Varna Bande Ke Liye Kaun Line Mein Lagta Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Irony:
The Judges who said we don't need to stand up for the National Anthem expect us to stand up when they enter the room! -
Upload to Facebook A request to the Supreme Court:
Please ban WhatsApp forwards this Diwali as it causes data pollution; and it takes lots of time to clean the phone after Diwali! -
Upload to Facebook Navjot Siddhu Ne Aaj TV Pe Live Bola Hai, Gurdaspur Ki Jeet Bjp K Top Leaders Ke Munh Pe Ek Thappad Hai, Jiski Goonj Poore Desh Mein Sunaayi Degi.
Mujhe Lag Raha Hai Kal Siddhu Ke Ghar CBI Ki Raid Padegi! -
Upload to Facebook I request Modi Ji to replace Finance Minister Arun Jaitley with Jay Amit Shah.
I am sure our GDP will grow by 16000% by the end of the year 2018 -
Upload to Facebook One thing that dimwittedness of mine didn't allow me to understand...
The Hon'ble SC says having sex with a married minor wife is rape. Does that mean marriage is OK? -
Upload to Facebook Crackerless Diwali, Colourless Holi, Cashless Transactions!
What next? Brideless weddings?
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