Agar 2-4 Aur States Mein Election Hote To Sarkaar Saamne Se 18-20% Public Ko GST Deti! |
Cigarette is for kids; Legends breathe in Delhi! |
Just fought with your husband. Why not book him on a flight with us? ~ Yours sincerely Indigo |
Kuch Baat Toh Hai 8 November Mein... Pichle Saal Note Bandh Hue The Iss Saal School! |
IndiGo - We beat customers. Jet Airways - We beat our competition not our customers. Air India - We don't beat our customers. We get beaten by our MPs. Go Air - We don't have customers. Air Vistara - We don't have planes. Kingfisher: If our Boss was here we would have beaten him! |
IndiGo has a clear efficient division of labour. Their air crew takes passenger up in the air. Their ground staff takes passenger down to the ground! |
IndiGo Airline has a new tagline: We beat our customers, not competitors! |
Guy 1: Bhai Sab Log Note Bandi Discuss Kar Rahe Hain. Tumhein Kaise Pata Note Banda Hai Ya Bandi? Guy 2: Bandi Hi Hogi Bhai, Varna Bande Ke Liye Kaun Line Mein Lagta Hai! |
Irony: The Judges who said we don't need to stand up for the National Anthem expect us to stand up when they enter the room! |
A request to the Supreme Court: Please ban WhatsApp forwards this Diwali as it causes data pollution; and it takes lots of time to clean the phone after Diwali! |