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  • Agar 2-4 Aur States Mein Election Hote To Sarkaar Saamne Se 18-20% Public Ko GST Deti!Upload to Facebook
    Agar 2-4 Aur States Mein Election Hote To Sarkaar Saamne Se 18-20% Public Ko GST Deti!
  • Cigarette is for kids;<br/>
Legends breathe in Delhi!Upload to Facebook
    Cigarette is for kids;
    Legends breathe in Delhi!
  • Just fought with your husband. Why not book him on a flight with us?<br/>
~ Yours sincerely IndigoUpload to Facebook
    Just fought with your husband. Why not book him on a flight with us?
    ~ Yours sincerely Indigo
  • Kuch Baat Toh Hai 8 November Mein...<br/>
Pichle Saal Note Bandh Hue The Iss Saal School!Upload to Facebook
    Kuch Baat Toh Hai 8 November Mein...
    Pichle Saal Note Bandh Hue The Iss Saal School!
  • IndiGo - We beat customers.<br/>
Jet Airways - We beat our competition not our customers.<br/>
Air India - We don't beat our customers. We get beaten by our MPs.<br/>
Go Air - We don't have customers. <br/>
Air Vistara - We don't have planes.<br/>
Kingfisher: If our Boss was here we would have beaten him!Upload to Facebook
    IndiGo - We beat customers.
    Jet Airways - We beat our competition not our customers.
    Air India - We don't beat our customers. We get beaten by our MPs.
    Go Air - We don't have customers.
    Air Vistara - We don't have planes.
    Kingfisher: If our Boss was here we would have beaten him!
  • IndiGo has a clear efficient division of labour.<br/>
Their air crew takes passenger up in the air. Their ground staff takes passenger down to the ground!Upload to Facebook
    IndiGo has a clear efficient division of labour.
    Their air crew takes passenger up in the air. Their ground staff takes passenger down to the ground!
  • IndiGo Airline has a new tagline:<br/>
We beat our customers, not competitors!Upload to Facebook
    IndiGo Airline has a new tagline:
    We beat our customers, not competitors!
  • Guy 1: Bhai Sab Log Note Bandi Discuss Kar Rahe Hain. Tumhein Kaise Pata Note Banda Hai Ya Bandi?<br/>
Guy 2: Bandi Hi Hogi Bhai, Varna Bande Ke Liye Kaun Line Mein Lagta Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Guy 1: Bhai Sab Log Note Bandi Discuss Kar Rahe Hain. Tumhein Kaise Pata Note Banda Hai Ya Bandi?
    Guy 2: Bandi Hi Hogi Bhai, Varna Bande Ke Liye Kaun Line Mein Lagta Hai!
  • Irony:<br/>
The Judges who said we don't need to stand up for the National Anthem expect us to stand up when they enter the room!Upload to Facebook
    Irony:
    The Judges who said we don't need to stand up for the National Anthem expect us to stand up when they enter the room!
  • A request to the Supreme Court:<br/>
Please ban WhatsApp forwards this Diwali as it causes data pollution; and it takes lots of time to clean the phone after Diwali!Upload to Facebook
    A request to the Supreme Court:
    Please ban WhatsApp forwards this Diwali as it causes data pollution; and it takes lots of time to clean the phone after Diwali!
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