News and Politics SMS

  • While making payment of bill after dinner in a restaurant, it feels like my State Govt. & the Central Govt. both had a dinner with us!Upload to Facebook
    While making payment of bill after dinner in a restaurant, it feels like my State Govt. & the Central Govt. both had a dinner with us!
  • Those were the days... when Smriti Irani was 23, and so was petrol!Upload to Facebook
    Those were the days... when Smriti Irani was 23, and so was petrol!
  • Did you know that the new iPhone still doesn't have the automatic detonation feature of Samsung!Upload to Facebook
    Did you know that the new iPhone still doesn't have the automatic detonation feature of Samsung!
  • Apple launched the revolutionary face ID security feature.<br/>
Meanwhile 3 months later in Kanpur:<br/>
`Beta Aisa Munh Todenge Ki Zindagi Bhar Tumra iPhone Lock Hi Rahega!`Upload to Facebook
    Apple launched the revolutionary face ID security feature.
    Meanwhile 3 months later in Kanpur:
    "Beta Aisa Munh Todenge Ki Zindagi Bhar Tumra iPhone Lock Hi Rahega!"
  • Situation: In a room, the light goes off and people open their mobile torch by their normal handsets.<br/>
The guy with an iPhone X, `Please somebody show light on my face so that I can unlock my phone!`Upload to Facebook
    Situation: In a room, the light goes off and people open their mobile torch by their normal handsets.
    The guy with an iPhone X, "Please somebody show light on my face so that I can unlock my phone!"
  • My heart and prayers go out to victims of natural disasters striking America...<br/>
Harvey, Irma and now Rahul Gandhi!Upload to Facebook
    My heart and prayers go out to victims of natural disasters striking America...
    Harvey, Irma and now Rahul Gandhi!
  • Once the bullet train starts, a lot of Gujratis from Ahmedabad would head  will to Mumbai during `Happy Hours` for a drink and get back home for dinner on the bullet train!Upload to Facebook
    Once the bullet train starts, a lot of Gujratis from Ahmedabad would head will to Mumbai during "Happy Hours" for a drink and get back home for dinner on the bullet train!
  • iPhone X has facial recognition.<br/>
It looked at my face and told me that I can't afford it!Upload to Facebook
    iPhone X has facial recognition.
    It looked at my face and told me that I can't afford it!
  • With the new Face ID feature in iPhones<br/>
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Everyone can now unlock everyone's iPhone in China!Upload to Facebook
    With the new Face ID feature in iPhones
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    Everyone can now unlock everyone's iPhone in China!
  • Wondering how the new faceID feature is going to work for two-faced people?Upload to Facebook
    Wondering how the new faceID feature is going to work for two-faced people?
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