As Diwali is approaching one thing which is bothering me is that if GST on dry-fruits is like this: Walnuts - 12 % Almonds - 12 % Pistachios - 28 % Cashews - 5 % What'll be the GST if I buy a packet of mixed nuts? |
Modi Ji Ne 200 Ka Note Rishtedaron Ko Dene Ke Liye Banaya Hai. Kyon Ki 100 Ka Note Dete Hue Sharm Aati Thi Aur 500 Ka Note Dete Hue Maut! |
Honey Preet Delhi Mein; Dawood Dubai Mein; Mallya London Mein; Yeh 'VIKAS' Kahan Hai |
Ajit to Robert: Robert, Bahut Din Se Mona Ko Nahi Dekha? Robert: Sir, Woh Toh 'De-Mona-Tise' Ho Gayi! |
While making payment of bill after dinner in a restaurant, it feels like my State Govt. & the Central Govt. both had a dinner with us! |
Those were the days... when Smriti Irani was 23, and so was petrol! |
Did you know that the new iPhone still doesn't have the automatic detonation feature of Samsung! |
Apple launched the revolutionary face ID security feature. Meanwhile 3 months later in Kanpur: "Beta Aisa Munh Todenge Ki Zindagi Bhar Tumra iPhone Lock Hi Rahega!" |
Situation: In a room, the light goes off and people open their mobile torch by their normal handsets. The guy with an iPhone X, "Please somebody show light on my face so that I can unlock my phone!" |
My heart and prayers go out to victims of natural disasters striking America... Harvey, Irma and now Rahul Gandhi! |