A sincere request to Mukesh Ambani to step into multiplex business and bring down the prices of Popcorns! |
Now the Chinese are mass-producing stickers saying: "Boycott Chinese Products" and selling those stickers in India! |
Yesterday at Metro, 2 Chinese girls & an Indian girl were sitting opposite me. But I was looking at the Indian girl only. Boycott means Boycott! |
Warning to all husbands, GST @ 28% is applicable on beauty parlours and restaurant services. This will make beauty parlours and restaurants more expensive. so keep reminding your wives that they are naturally beautiful. Also, encourage them that they cook awesome food! |
Heavy rain: Inder Dev also wants to clear his stock before 30th June. GST Effect! |
Resignation letter of the year: Dear Mr. President, Please accept my resignation as I have decided to apply for your job. Your Sincerely, Ram Nath Kovind |
Requesting Government: Please take my income and Pay me taxes! |
England Mein Itna Bura Haal Hai. Manchester Ka Attack, Phir London Attack, Buildings Mein Aag Lag Rahi Hai. Itne Log Mar Rahe Hain. No Wonder Pakistan is performing so well in home-like conditions! |
We all must work harder and pay more taxes so that the govt can bail out even more farmers and write off industrial loans of many more businesses! |
Best Press headline today on UK's election results: Gamble in April costs May in June! |