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  • Infosys removes Sikka.<br/>
Finally decointization after demonetization!Upload to Facebook
    Infosys removes Sikka.
    Finally decointization after demonetization!
  • 'Tomatina' is a festival in Spain and 'Tomato-bina' is the ongoing festival in India!Upload to Facebook
    'Tomatina' is a festival in Spain and 'Tomato-bina' is the ongoing festival in India!
  • Bihar CM is same, only the service provider has changed.<br/>
This is called Chief Minister Portability!Upload to Facebook
    Bihar CM is same, only the service provider has changed.
    This is called Chief Minister Portability!
  • The government is tracking all who are buying tomatoes at these obscene prices... Now the next thing is 'detomatonisation'!Upload to Facebook
    The government is tracking all who are buying tomatoes at these obscene prices... Now the next thing is 'detomatonisation'!
  • A sincere request to Mukesh Ambani to step into multiplex business and bring down the prices of Popcorns!Upload to Facebook
    A sincere request to Mukesh Ambani to step into multiplex business and bring down the prices of Popcorns!
  • Now the Chinese are mass-producing stickers saying:<br/>
`Boycott Chinese Products` and selling those stickers in India!Upload to Facebook
    Now the Chinese are mass-producing stickers saying:
    "Boycott Chinese Products" and selling those stickers in India!
  • Yesterday at Metro, 2 Chinese girls & an Indian girl were sitting opposite me.<br/>
But I was looking at the Indian girl only.<br/>
Boycott means Boycott!Upload to Facebook
    Yesterday at Metro, 2 Chinese girls & an Indian girl were sitting opposite me.
    But I was looking at the Indian girl only.
    Boycott means Boycott!
  • Warning to all husbands, GST @ 28% is applicable on beauty parlours and restaurant services.<br/>
This will make beauty parlours and restaurants more expensive. so keep reminding your wives that they are naturally beautiful.<br/>
Also, encourage them that they cook awesome food!Upload to Facebook
    Warning to all husbands, GST @ 28% is applicable on beauty parlours and restaurant services.
    This will make beauty parlours and restaurants more expensive. so keep reminding your wives that they are naturally beautiful.
    Also, encourage them that they cook awesome food!
  • <b>Heavy rain:</b><br/>
Inder Dev also wants to clear his stock before 30th June.<br/>
GST Effect!Upload to Facebook
    Heavy rain:
    Inder Dev also wants to clear his stock before 30th June.
    GST Effect!
  • Resignation letter of the year:<br/><br/>

Dear Mr. President,<br/>
Please accept my resignation as I have decided to apply for your job.<br/><br/>

Your Sincerely,<br/>
Ram Nath KovindUpload to Facebook
    Resignation letter of the year:

    Dear Mr. President,
    Please accept my resignation as I have decided to apply for your job.

    Your Sincerely,
    Ram Nath Kovind
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