News and Politics SMS

  • Requesting Government:<br/>
Please take my income and Pay me taxes!Upload to Facebook
    Requesting Government:
    Please take my income and Pay me taxes!
  • England Mein Itna Bura Haal Hai. Manchester Ka Attack, Phir London Attack, Buildings Mein Aag Lag Rahi Hai. Itne Log Mar Rahe Hain.<br />
No Wonder Pakistan is performing so well in home-like conditions!Upload to Facebook
    England Mein Itna Bura Haal Hai. Manchester Ka Attack, Phir London Attack, Buildings Mein Aag Lag Rahi Hai. Itne Log Mar Rahe Hain.
    No Wonder Pakistan is performing so well in home-like conditions!
  • We all must work harder and pay more taxes so that the govt can bail out even more farmers and write off industrial loans of many more businesses!Upload to Facebook
    We all must work harder and pay more taxes so that the govt can bail out even more farmers and write off industrial loans of many more businesses!
  • Best Press headline today on UK's election results:<br/>
Gamble in April costs May in June!Upload to Facebook
    Best Press headline today on UK's election results:
    Gamble in April costs May in June!
  • Breaking News:<br/>
UAE, Saudi Arabia and few GCC countries have filed a protest with the Indian Government against MTNL and BSNL... Because every time they called the helpline it said...<br/>
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Aap 'Qatar' Mein Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Breaking News:
    UAE, Saudi Arabia and few GCC countries have filed a protest with the Indian Government against MTNL and BSNL... Because every time they called the helpline it said...
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    Aap 'Qatar' Mein Hain!
  • A friend has suggested that not peacock but the crow should be made the national bird. It regularly chants 'cow cow'!Upload to Facebook
    A friend has suggested that not peacock but the crow should be made the national bird. It regularly chants 'cow cow'!
  • If peacocks stop crying they will be no more!Upload to Facebook
    If peacocks stop crying they will be no more!
  • From a Middle East source:<br/>
Summary of Trump's Islam speech:<br/>
We must empower the Muslims who are buying our arms to defeat the ones who are not currently buying them!Upload to Facebook
    From a Middle East source:
    Summary of Trump's Islam speech:
    We must empower the Muslims who are buying our arms to defeat the ones who are not currently buying them!
  • I tried opening all unknown attachments on my office system today but no luck so far.<br/>
~ Frustrated EmployeeUpload to Facebook
    I tried opening all unknown attachments on my office system today but no luck so far.
    ~ Frustrated Employee
  • Ransomware hackers entered Dr. Batra's website.<br/>
Now the hackers are busy deleting their own mails from Dr. Batra's system!Upload to Facebook
    Ransomware hackers entered Dr. Batra's website.
    Now the hackers are busy deleting their own mails from Dr. Batra's system!
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