News and Politics SMS

  • Baba black sheep, have you any fools?<br/>
Yes sir, yes sir, two states full!Upload to Facebook
    Baba black sheep, have you any fools?
    Yes sir, yes sir, two states full!
  • When a rape accused is not arrested we burn candles and march, When a rape accused is arrested we burn the city!<br/><br/>

#RamRahim<br/>
#PanchkulaViolenceUpload to Facebook
    When a rape accused is not arrested we burn candles and march, When a rape accused is arrested we burn the city!

    #RamRahim
    #PanchkulaViolence
  • Interviewer: Tell me something about yourself.<br/>
Guy: Can't tell you. Privacy is my fundamental right.<br/>
Interviewer: Achha Toh Ja Kar Ghar Pe Fundamental Right Use Kar!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: Tell me something about yourself.
    Guy: Can't tell you. Privacy is my fundamental right.
    Interviewer: Achha Toh Ja Kar Ghar Pe Fundamental Right Use Kar!
  • Naradmuni was asked, `What is wrong with Infosys?`<br/>
He just smiled and said, `Narayan... Narayan!`Upload to Facebook
    Naradmuni was asked, "What is wrong with Infosys?"
    He just smiled and said, "Narayan... Narayan!"
  • Hindu married men sent a request to Narendra Modi.<br/>
`Sir, Woh Teen Talaaq Ka Matter To Clear Ho Geya,  Ab Woh Saat Janam Ke Phere Wala Matter Bhi Dekh Lijiye Please!`Upload to Facebook
    Hindu married men sent a request to Narendra Modi.
    "Sir, Woh Teen Talaaq Ka Matter To Clear Ho Geya, Ab Woh Saat Janam Ke Phere Wala Matter Bhi Dekh Lijiye Please!"
  • Roz Chandigarh Ke Log Lake Ghumne Jaate The.<br/>
Jab Lake Chandigarh Ghumne Aayi, Toh Log Pareshsn Ho Gaye!Upload to Facebook
    Roz Chandigarh Ke Log Lake Ghumne Jaate The.
    Jab Lake Chandigarh Ghumne Aayi, Toh Log Pareshsn Ho Gaye!
  • Vishal Sikka goes to Google for an interview.<br/>
Sundar Pichai: Main Aaj Bhi Feka Hua Sikka Nahi Uthaata!Upload to Facebook
    Vishal Sikka goes to Google for an interview.
    Sundar Pichai: Main Aaj Bhi Feka Hua Sikka Nahi Uthaata!
  • Ex-Chairman gets Chairman to leave.<br/>
Son gets father to leave.<br/>
Founder gets CEO to leave.<br/>
Indian corporate world is now like Hindustan Leavers!Upload to Facebook
    Ex-Chairman gets Chairman to leave.
    Son gets father to leave.
    Founder gets CEO to leave.
    Indian corporate world is now like Hindustan Leavers!
  • Sikka Kitna Bhi Vishal Kyon Na Ho, Woh Murti Ke Charno Mein Hi Rakha Jaata Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Sikka Kitna Bhi Vishal Kyon Na Ho, Woh Murti Ke Charno Mein Hi Rakha Jaata Hai!
  • One more example to prove that Karma is cyclical.<br/>
Chaiwala who sold tea at railway canteen hoists the Tricolour from the Red Fort.<br/>
And the one who was born in a family of PMs opens a canteen.Upload to Facebook
    One more example to prove that Karma is cyclical.
    Chaiwala who sold tea at railway canteen hoists the Tricolour from the Red Fort.
    And the one who was born in a family of PMs opens a canteen.
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