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Upload to Facebook Due to the increasing incidence of vaccine selfies on social media, the govt. has decided that the second dose will be on the buttocks! -
Upload to Facebook This Government is amazing. It talks about the future, and when asked about the present, it goes into the past! -
Upload to Facebook Normally I don't share an investment tip but will make an exception now. Buy Petrol at 92-97/- Target 150/- -
Upload to Facebook Drink and drive should not be a problem now! After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day? -
Upload to Facebook Now that Disha Ravi has been granted bail, I can put my toolkit back in the car! #DishaRavi #Toolkit -
Upload to Facebook The Monk who sold his Ferrari knew about the petrol price hike! -
Upload to Facebook Fillionaire: One who can afford a full fuel tank in India! -
Upload to Facebook To soften the blow of daily price rises, Petrol will now be sold by pegs, not litres! -
Upload to Facebook When people trust each other and distrust their politicians you get a democracy.
When people distrust each other and trust their supreme leader, you get fascism! -
Upload to Facebook Nice sentence on a Fuel Station: We are primarily into collecting taxes but we also sell Petrol & Diesel!
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