News and Politics SMS

  • Due to the increasing incidence of vaccine selfies on social media, the govt. has decided that the second dose will be on the buttocks!Upload to Facebook
    Due to the increasing incidence of vaccine selfies on social media, the govt. has decided that the second dose will be on the buttocks!
  • This Government is amazing. It talks about the future, and when asked about the present, it goes into the past!Upload to Facebook
    This Government is amazing. It talks about the future, and when asked about the present, it goes into the past!
  • Normally I don't share an investment tip but will make an exception now.</br></br>

Buy Petrol at 92-97/- Target 150/-Upload to Facebook
    Normally I don't share an investment tip but will make an exception now.

    Buy Petrol at 92-97/- Target 150/-
  • Drink and drive should not be a problem now!</br>
After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?Upload to Facebook
    Drink and drive should not be a problem now!
    After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?
  • Now that Disha Ravi has been granted bail, I can put my toolkit back in the car!</br>
#DishaRavi #ToolkitUpload to Facebook
    Now that Disha Ravi has been granted bail, I can put my toolkit back in the car!
    #DishaRavi #Toolkit
  • The Monk who sold his Ferrari knew about the petrol price hike!Upload to Facebook
    The Monk who sold his Ferrari knew about the petrol price hike!
  • Fillionaire:</br>
One who can afford a full fuel tank in India!Upload to Facebook
    Fillionaire:
    One who can afford a full fuel tank in India!
  • To soften the blow of daily price rises, Petrol will now be sold by pegs, not litres!Upload to Facebook
    To soften the blow of daily price rises, Petrol will now be sold by pegs, not litres!
  • When people trust each other and distrust their politicians you get a democracy.<br/>
When people distrust each other and trust their supreme leader, you get fascism!Upload to Facebook
    When people trust each other and distrust their politicians you get a democracy.
    When people distrust each other and trust their supreme leader, you get fascism!
  • Nice sentence on a Fuel Station:</br>
We are primarily into collecting taxes but we also sell Petrol & Diesel!Upload to Facebook
    Nice sentence on a Fuel Station:
    We are primarily into collecting taxes but we also sell Petrol & Diesel!
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