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  • Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.Upload to Facebook
    Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
    ~ Woody Allen
    Men and Women   
  • If there is a true secret to the universe, it is this ... these first few seconds of warmth and entry and complete acceptance by one's beloved.Upload to Facebook
    If there is a true secret to the universe, it is this ... these first few seconds of warmth and entry and complete acceptance by one's beloved.
    ~ Dan Simmons
    Interesting   
  • When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. Upload to Facebook
    When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.
    ~ Anonymous
    Prostitution   
  • A crying baby is the best form of birth control.Upload to Facebook
    A crying baby is the best form of birth control.
    ~ Carole Tabron
    Contraception   
  • To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.Upload to Facebook
    To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
    ~ Cary Grant
    Funny   
  • Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier.<br /> Blue MoonUpload to Facebook
    Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier.
    Blue Moon
    ~ Laurell K. Hamilton
    Movies   
  • When it comes to being a good lover, a guy has to ask a girl what she wants and be willing to give it to her.Upload to Facebook
    When it comes to being a good lover, a guy has to ask a girl what she wants and be willing to give it to her.
    ~ Jenna Jameson
    Foreplay / Sexual Arousal / Wisdom   
  • Orgasms are blissful only if you are able to give them to your wife.Upload to Facebook
    Orgasms are blissful only if you are able to give them to your wife.
    ~ JD Ghai
    Interesting   
  • Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants.Upload to Facebook
    Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants.
    ~ Lynda Montgomery
    Funny   
  • Sex is a two-way treat.Upload to Facebook
    Sex is a two-way treat.
    ~ Franklin P. Jones
    Sex   
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