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  • People can't work out why giant panda couples only have sex once a year. It's because they're married.Upload to Facebook
    People can't work out why giant panda couples only have sex once a year. It's because they're married.
    ~ Frank Skinner
    Marriage   
  • If we actually find advanced life on another planet I wonder whether they'll be as obsessed with their own genitals as we are.Upload to Facebook
    If we actually find advanced life on another planet I wonder whether they'll be as obsessed with their own genitals as we are.
    ~ Albert Brooks
    Anatomy   
  • I think the reason justice is blind is because lawyers are jerking off all the time.Upload to Facebook
    I think the reason justice is blind is because lawyers are jerking off all the time.
    ~ Dennis Miller
    Funny   
  • I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.Upload to Facebook
    I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.
    ~ Garry Shandling
    Funny   
  • I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.Upload to Facebook
    I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
    ~ John Waters
    Sex / Humour   
  • Sex and beauty are inseparable, like life and consciousness. And the intelligence which goes with sex and beauty, and arises out of sex and beauty, is intuition.Upload to Facebook
    Sex and beauty are inseparable, like life and consciousness. And the intelligence which goes with sex and beauty, and arises out of sex and beauty, is intuition.
    ~ David Herbert Lawrence
    Interesting   
  • The purpose of sexual intercourse is to get it over with as long as possible.Upload to Facebook
    The purpose of sexual intercourse is to get it over with as long as possible.
    ~ Steven Max
    Funny   
  • In advertising, sex sells. But only if you're selling sex. Upload to Facebook
    In advertising, sex sells. But only if you're selling sex.
    ~ Jef Richards
    Funny   
  • There is no remedy for sex but more sex. Upload to Facebook
    There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
    ~ Woody Allen
    Sex   
  • People always ask me if they're mine. Yes, they are....all bought and paid for.Upload to Facebook
    People always ask me if they're mine. Yes, they are....all bought and paid for.
    ~ Dolly Parton
    Anatomy   
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