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  • Playboy exploits sex the way Sports Illustrated exploits sports. Upload to Facebook
    Playboy exploits sex the way Sports Illustrated exploits sports.
    ~ Hugh Hefner
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  • To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. Upload to Facebook
    To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
    ~ Cary Grant
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  • Pornography tells lies about women. But pornography tells the truth about men.Upload to Facebook
    Pornography tells lies about women. But pornography tells the truth about men.
    ~ John Stoltenberg
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  • Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier.<br /> ~ Blue MoonUpload to Facebook
    Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier.
    ~ Blue Moon
    ~ Laurell K. Hamilton
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  • Sex is just another form of talk, where you act the words instead of saying them.<br /> ~ Lady Chatterley's LoverUpload to Facebook
    Sex is just another form of talk, where you act the words instead of saying them.
    ~ Lady Chatterley's Lover
    ~ D. H. Lawerence
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  • People take sex far too seriously.Upload to Facebook
    People take sex far too seriously.
    ~ Christina Aguilera
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  • I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.Upload to Facebook
    I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.
    ~ Rodney Dangerfield
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  • My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.Upload to Facebook
    My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
    ~ Rodney Dangerfield
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  • The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right. Upload to Facebook
    The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
    ~ Woody Allen
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  • Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.Upload to Facebook
    Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.
    ~ James Arthur Baldwin
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