Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life. |
Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics. Author Unknown |
Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out. Harold Robbins |
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. George Burns |
Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite. Mignon McLaughlin |
It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. Marge Piercy |
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. Drew Carey |
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! George Bernard Shaw |
Against diseases, here the strongest fence is the defensive vertue, abstinence. Robert Herrick |
Sex is emotion in motion. Mae West |