Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it. |
I don't like the typical good-looking guy. I know this sounds ridiculous, but I like guys with love handles. When he doesn't care 100 percent about his body, I don't have to obsess about mine. I hate a washboard stomach-does not turn me on. |
A woman has to be twice as good as a man to go half as far. |
A man's desire is for the woman, but the woman's desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man. |
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. |
You can kill a lifetime without feeling anything but skin. |
And why is it that some men just can't deal with the idea that a smart, together, professional woman like me can actually deserve their respect and still want to be thrown down on the couch and pounded like a cheap steak now and then? |
Sex is like washing your face - just something you do because you have to. Sex without love is absolutely ridiculous. Sex follows love, it never precedes it. |
The real problem with men - they can only think six inches into the future. The real problem with women - they have only half a foot in the present, and the other half in mind for the future. |
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. |