Quotes Adult and Non veg Restricted

PICSMSTEXT
  • During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.Upload to Facebook
    During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.
    ~ Richard Lewis
    Sexual Fantasies / Sex / Humour   
  • I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.Upload to Facebook
    I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
    ~ Rodney Dangerfield
    Food and Drinks / Sex / Funny   
  • I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.Upload to Facebook
    I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
    ~ Hunter S. Thompson
    Funny / Sex   
  • Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. Upload to Facebook
    Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
    ~ Bill Cosby
    Funny   
  • My sexual preference is often. Upload to Facebook
    My sexual preference is often.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Funny   
  • If gays are granted rights, next we'll have to give rights to prostitutes and to people who sleep with St. Bernards and to nailbiters.Upload to Facebook
    If gays are granted rights, next we'll have to give rights to prostitutes and to people who sleep with St. Bernards and to nailbiters.
    ~ Anita Bryant
    Gay   
  • It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription. Upload to Facebook
    It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.
    ~ Malcolm Potts
    Funny   
  • When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one. Upload to Facebook
    When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one.
    ~ Leonard P. Matlovich
    Gay   
  • It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola. Upload to Facebook
    It needs to become as easy to get hold of a condom in a poor country as Coca-Cola.
    ~ Clare Short
    Contraception   
  • Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. Upload to Facebook
    Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
    ~ Steve Martin
    Funny   
BACK NEXT
ADVERTISEMENT
Quotes Restricted Categories
ADVERTISEMENT
Top Authors